"Happy Birthday. I wonder if there are any calories in semen? Believe me sweetheart if you swallow there's not a man on earth who would give a fuck how fat you are. "
All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card.
Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope
A4 folded to A5
Folded Size = 148 x 210 (8 x 6 inch)
2nd Class - Free - posted out next working day
We post out Monday to Friday ONLY
Our orders are typically received within 2-3 working days (UK only)
We do not have any control over the service Royal Mail provide.
If your item has not arrived after 5 working days we are always happy to help.