#542 Fifties

Close to the Bone Greeting Cards


"Now your in your fifties you can look forward to the following: 1. Hangovers that last for 4 days. 2. Bedtime moves forward 2 hours. 3. You can no longer read a menu in a restaurant. 4. You get offered a seat on a bus, and you don't refuse. 5. Your kids social lives are livelier than yours. 6. You start getting hairs on your nipples. 7. Your old clothes are now considered vintage. 8. Country music starts to sound cool. 9. You start pissing yourself without a care."
All our cards are printed on white quality 350gm card.
Every card will be sent with a quality 120gm blank envelope
A4 folded to A5
Folded Size = 148 x 210 (8 x 6 inch)
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